sexta-feira, 28 de janeiro de 2011

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

Grandes citações como:

Sit your five dollar ass before I make change!

ou

You cock juggling thundercunt

ou

I bet you´re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass
and not have the common courtesy to give him a reach around!

ou ainda

You´re about as useful as a cock flavoured lolipop!


Filme do ano!!

Hobo With A Shotgun (2011) - Unrated Trailer [HD]

Moca de filme (do Noe, realizador do Irreversível) Vejam o filme com som alto!

quinta-feira, 27 de janeiro de 2011

Toby Keith - I love this Bar

Quando o telefone toca

O Bildeberg Portugues

Clara Ferreira Alves, no Expresso



Tudo o que aqui relato é verdade. Se quiserem, podem processar-me.

Eis parte do enigma. Mário Soares, num dos momentos de lucidez que
ainda vai tendo, veio chamar a atenção do Governo, na última semana,
para a voz da rua.

A lucidez, uma das suas maiores qualidades durante uma longa carreira
politica. A lucidez que lhe permitiu escapar à PIDE e passar um bom
par de anos, num exílio dourado, em hotéis de luxo de Paris.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu conduzir da forma "brilhante" que se viu o
processo de descolonização.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu conseguir que os Estados Unidos
financiassem o PS durante os primeiros anos da Democracia.

A lucidez que o fez meter o socialismo na gaveta durante a sua
experiència governativa.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu tratar da forma despudorada amigos como
Jaime Serra, Salgado Zenha, Manuel Alegre e tantos outros.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu governar sem ler os "dossiers"..

A lucidez que lhe permitiu não voltar a ser primeiro-ministro depois
de tão fantástico desempenho no cargo.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu pôr-se a jeito para ser agredido na Marinha
Grande e, dessa forma, vitimizar-se aos olhos da opinião pública e
vencer as eleições presidenciais.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu, após a vitória nessas eleições, fundar um
grupo empresarial, a Emaudio, com "testas de ferro" no comando e um
conjunto de negócios obscuros que envolveram grandes magnatas
internacionais.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu utilizar a Emaudio para financiar a sua
segunda campanha presidencial.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu nomear para Governador de Macau Carlos
Melancia, um dos homens da Emaudio.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu passar incólume ao caso Emaudio e ao caso
Aeroporto de Macau e, ao mesmo tempo, dar os primeiros passos para uma
Fundação na sua fase pós-presidencial.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu ler o livro de Rui Mateus, "Contos
Proibidos", que contava tudo sobre a Emaudio, e ter a sorte de esse
mesmo livro, depois de esgotado, jamais voltar a ser publicado.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu passar incólume as "ligações perigosas" com
Angola, ligações essas que quase lhe roubaram o filho no célebre
acidente de avião na Jamba (avião esse transportando de diamantes, no
dizer do então Ministro da Comunicação Social de Angola).

A lucidez que lhe permitiu, durante a sua passagem por Belém, visitar
57 países ("record" absoluto para a Espanha - 24 vezes - e França -
21), num total equivalente a 22 voltas ao mundo (mais de 992 mil
quilómetros).

A lucidez que lhe permitiu visitar as Seychelles, esse território de
grande importância estratégica para Portugal, aproveitando para dar
uma voltinha de tartaruga.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu, no final destas viagens, levar para a
Casa-Museu João Soares uma grande parte dos valiosos presentes
oferecidos oficialmente ao Presidente da Republica Portuguesa.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu guardar esses presentes numa caixa-forte
blindada daquela Casa, em vez de os guardar no Museu da Presidência da
Republica.

A lucidez que lhe permite, ainda hoje, ter 24 horas por dia de
vigilância paga pelo Estado nas suas casas de Nafarros, Vau e Campo
Grande.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu, abandonada a Presidência da Republica,
constituir a Fundação Mário Soares. Uma fundação de Direito privado,
que, vivendo à custa de subsídios do Estado, tem apenas como única
função visível ser depósito de documentos valiosos de Mário Soares. Os
mesmos que, se são valiosos, deviam estar na Torre do Tombo.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu construir o edifício-sede da Fundação
violando o PDM de Lisboa, segundo um relatório do IGAT, que decretou a
nulidade da licença de obras.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu conseguir que o processo das velhas
construções que ali existiam e que se encontrava no Arquivo Municipal
fosse requisitado pelo filho e que acabasse por desaparecer
convenientemente num incêndio dos Paços do Concelho.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu receber do Estado, ao longo dos últimos
anos, donativos e subsídios superiores a um milhão de contos.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu receber, entre os vários subsídios, um de
quinhentos mil contos, do Governo Guterres, para a criação de um
auditório, uma biblioteca e um arquivo num edifico cedido pela Câmara
de Lisboa.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu receber, entre 1995 e 2005, uma subvenção
anual da Câmara Municipal de Lisboa, na qual o seu filho era Vereador
e Presidente.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu que o Estado lhe arrendasse e lhe pagasse
um gabinete, a que tinha direito como ex-presidente da República,
na... Fundação Mário Soares.

A lucidez que lhe permite que, ainda hoje, a Fundação Mário Soares
receba quase 4 mil euros mensais da Câmara Municipal de Leiria.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu fazer obras no Colégio Moderno, propriedade
da família, sem licença municipal, numa altura em que o Presidente
era... João Soares.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu silenciar, através de pressões sobre o
director do "Público", José Manuel Fernandes, a investigação
jornalística que José António Cerejo começara a publicar sobre o tema.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu candidatar-se a Presidente do Parlamento
Europeu e chamar dona de casa, durante a campanha, à vencedora Nicole
Fontaine.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu considerar Jose Sócrates "o pior do
guterrismo" e ignorar hoje em dia tal frase como se nada fosse.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu passar por cima de um amigo, Manuel Alegre,
para concorrer às eleições presidenciais mais uma vez.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu, então, fazer mais um frete ao Partido
Socialista.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu ler os artigos "O Polvo" de Joaquim Vieira
na "Grande Reportagem", baseados no livro de Rui Mateus, e assistir,
logo a seguir, ao despedimento do jornalista e ao fim da revista.

A lucidez que lhe permitiu passar incólume depois de apelar ao voto no
filho, em pleno dia de eleições, nas últimas Autárquicas.

No final de uma vida de lucidez, o que resta a Mário Soares? Resta um
punhado de momentos em que a lucidez vem e vai. Vem e vai. Vem e vai.
Vai.... e não volta mais.

Clara Ferreira Alves

Expresso

Tendo a implementação da Democracia em Portugal mentores como Mário
Soares, não admira que a versão instalada no país esteja obsoleta.
O sistema precisa, urgentemente, de uma profunda renovação, ou seja,
de novos protagonistas.
Obrigado, Clara.

Mais um russo bêbado...

quarta-feira, 26 de janeiro de 2011

The Bilderberg Group: Puppet Master of World Leaders

A short story for those who are not aware of what´s happening


What Do They Want?


Money.
Sex.
Access.
Patronage.
Power.

Over the course of human history, the former four things have been used by men and women to gain the latter. The giving, taking away, or making it known that one’s behavior can affect the giving or taking away of these things, make up the machinations of power. But where does this power lie? With presidents, billionaires, celebrities and royalty? With intellectuals, entertainers, media titans or businessmen? Is that power earned or given? Who is really in charge?

Some people claim that the unfolding of world events is not merely the aggregate of random individual actions, but a specific predetermined plan, enacted by a small group of unelected power brokers, acting behind closed doors and answerable to no one. Could that be the reality? That’s the claim that dogs an organization called the Bilderberg Group, a shadowy secret society born in the ashes of World War II. Its membership is a fiercely guarded secret and its mission unknown to all but its initiated followers. There is evidence that it’s been involved in choosing international leaders, manipulating the global economy and pressing for a unified world government. Some believe its overarching goal is even more insidious: the complete enslavement of the world's countries and wholesale slaughter of most of the global population.


The Birth of Bilderberg


From May 29 to May 31, 1954, the very first meeting of the Bilderberg Group was held in the structure from which its name is derived, the Hotel de Bilderberg, near Arnhem in the Netherlands. Initiated by Polish political advisor Józef Retinger, the Group's professed inaugural aim was to combat growing anti-Americanism and to forestall the future growth of any political entity that could threaten the world, as Nazi Germany had done so recently. The Group was promoted by Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands; the head of multinational food, beverage and cosmetics producer Unilever, Paul Rijkens; and in the United States by Walter Bedell Smith, then head of the CIA. Fifty delegates from 11 Western European countries attended the first conference along with 11 Americans. Like Noah's Ark, the goal of the Group was to have one liberal and one conservative attendee from each participating country, so that a broad political spectrum would be represented.

The first Bilderberg Group discussed the issues of the day—the rise of Communism, the rebuilding of Europe and how a future world war might be avoided. The meeting was thought so successful that Retinger, now acting as permanent Secretary, decided the Group should gather annually.

Each year, about 130 guests converge on a different location to participate in the Bilderberg Group. The list of past attendees is the crème de la crème of international politics, industry, media and energy. Former Presidents Bill Clinton and Gerald Ford attended in 1991 and 1996, respectively. Other attendees have included Senators Sam Nunn and John Edwards; Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice; Prime Ministers Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair; the King of Spain and Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands; editors from The New York Times and Washington Post; Bill Gates; the heads of IBM, BP, Shell Oil and Barclays Bank; and Ben Bernake, Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

The food is rumored to be spectacular.

The Bilderberg Group issues no official press releases, has no website and does not comment on its past or present attendees. The media is not invited to any of its meetings and even though minutes are recorded, they are strictly confidential. All proceedings take place according to Chatham House rules, a measure which provides anonymity to speakers even within the confidential meeting minutes.



A One-World Government

 
The Selection of Future World Leaders

The Bilderberg Group has had a constellation of different political and business superstars attend its conferences, and many attendees enter as little-known neophytes and leave as widely acclaimed leaders of tomorrow. Many conspiracy theorists allege that it is the Bilderberg Group itself that selects who will be the world leaders of tomorrow, thus grooming their respective governments for easy assimilation.

When Bill Clinton attended the Bilderberg conference in Germany in 1991, he was an unknown governor from one of the smallest American states. Suddenly, in roughly one year's time, he was elected President of the United States. Likewise, Tony Blair—a little-known Parliament backbencher when he was first a guest of the Group in Athens in 1993—in just one year's time became the leader of his Labour party, then became Prime Minister three years after that. And the pattern is repeated time and again: Margaret Thatcher attended little more than three years before becoming Prime Minister. John Edwards was an attendee mere months before he was selected to run as the Democratic nominee for Vice President in 2004. And just seven days after addressing the Group in 2009, Herman Van Rompuy was chosen unanimously to become the first full-time President of the European Council.

How is it that so many fledgling politicians enter into the web of the Bilderberg Group and suddenly find themselves at the highest levels of government?

Follow the Money

Given that the Bilderberg Group has had, at the very least, an uncanny talent for prescient political picks, is there a danger that its backroom dealings may be corrupting the democratic political systems in the U.S., U.K. and elsewhere? If some type of mole, double-agent or Manchurian candidate can be set up via the influence of the Bilderberg Group, the consequences could be, or potentially already have been, disastrous.

Indeed, it may have already exerted its political will against the wishes of the masses. Adoption of the Euro, the pan-European currency, had been a dream of the Bilderberg Group since its first meeting. A single currency could make world markets easier to control and, some fear, easier to manipulate. Finally, in 1999, after much wrangling and debating, the Euro was introduced, a direct result of work done by the Bilderberg Group, admits Étienne Davignon, the current chairman of the Group. And some allege that the Iraq War was born out of a mini Bilderberg conference in Chantilly, VA, in May of 2002—the heads of industry were salivating over both the Iraqi oil fields and the new contracts that an occupied country would require. (While Davignon did touch on the Iraq issue in a BBC interview, it was simply to mention that Bilderberg meetings had served as a forum to reconcile the differences between the countries who supported the war and those who didn’t.) And there have been whispers that the Group was responsible for the energy crisis of the 1970s, demanding that the price of oil be increased. It already boasts heads of states and the CEOs of multinational oil companies at its meetings; how hard would it be for it to make oil prices skyrocket with only a nod of its collective head?

But what if this league of all-powerful elites was not satisfied with manipulating only our money and energy? What if the Bilderberg Group had an even more nefarious goal? [Watch Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura on truTV]

“A One-World Government”

Journalist Jon Ronsen claims that, after much persistence and dedication, he was able to finally wring the truth from one of the original Bilderbergians. He spoke to Denis Healy, an old British parliamentarian and former British Secretary of Defense, who informed him “to say that we were striving for a one-world government is exaggerated, but not wholly unfair.”

If the aim of the Bilderberg Group is to control the people of the world under the aegis of a single government, how could they best affect this takeover of sovereignty? Wouldn't the average citizens of each country rise up against any outside control of their land? Rich and powerful though the Group may be, how did it plan to even the odds of 130-some elites versus nearly six billion ordinary men and women trying to live free?

Population Control Bilderberg Style


Watch What You Eat

A clue might be found in the food that companies believed by some to have ties with the Bilderberg Group—Heinz, Knorr, SlimFast and Best Foods, among others—produce. Dr. Stanley Monteith, an expert on world food supply, points to the vast amounts of man-made chemicals in the food on our local grocery-store shelves, aspartame for example. Dr. Monteith explains: “Aspartame is a chemical made up of aspartic acid and phenylalanine. And it breaks down into formaldehyde, eventually into wood alcohol. It produces all sorts of problems, mental problems, and it impacts on literally every organ in the body. They know this, there are extensive animal studies that show this, and it never should’ve been put into our food.” The FDA, which some believe is colluding with big business, states that an average-sized person can safely metabolize the formaldehyde and other chemicals in aspartame unless he exceeds the acceptable daily intake set at approximately 21 cans of diet soda.

Even the water from our taps could be used as a weapon by the Bilderberg Group. Dr. Monteith reveals that the government “fluoridates the water in about 68% of our cities. And 90% of them use something called hydrofluorosilic acid, which is a product they get out of the chimneys of plants that produce fertilizer. Hydrofluorosilic acid is so toxic that you can’t put it into a toxic dump without paying a great deal of money. They will not allow you to put it into a river because it contaminates the river. So they put it into our drinking water to poison our people. And they know what they're doing because fluoride limits fertility, just as aspartame limits fertility. It's part of population control.”

Population control could be the best way for the Bilderberg Group to gain control of the globe—a smaller population is a more easily led population, with a reduced chance that a rebellion or revolution could thwart the aims of the Group.

The Poison in Our Veins?


Do you really know what is in a vaccine?
(Reuters/Landov)
But it's not just our food that the Bilderberg Group may have thought to use as population control. Conspiracy buff Alex Jones may not have the high profile that comes with repeatedly posing nude in Playboy magazine, like noted anti-vaccine activist Jenny McCarthy, but regardless, he believes that vaccines could be the vessels through which the Group might thin the human herd. Jones says the Bilderberg Group wants “a planetary dictatorship so they can carry out their forced depopulation agenda, and they want to do it through the medical system. And that’s why vaccines are so important. We know that many of these vaccines turn out to have serious adverse reactions and this is being done by design. They kill you slowly over time. That’s why they’re called 'soft kill.'”

Jones offered no evidence of this alleged plot and the Bilderberg Group has a policy of not commenting to the press. So it’s hard to tell if Jones’s claim is mere speculation or has a basis in fact. However, Dr. Rima Laibow, a physician who actually treated a member of the Bilderberg Group and was privy to some of its darkest secrets, concurs with Jones' warnings about vaccines: “In a very short time, not today, not tomorrow, but very soon, we’ll be facing compulsory vaccination under the mistaken term of ‘voluntary vaccination.’”

Dr. Laibow points to the dangers of squalene, an organic compound used in vaccines to stimulate the immune system and increase the response: “If I inject you with squalene, your immune system will start to attack the squalene but then start attacking all of the parts of your body. What does that look like when you meet a person to whom that is happening? It looks like Gulf War Syndrome. It looks like every joint in the body is swollen and intolerably painful and immobilized.” Although studies have shown that squalene, aspartame and fluoride are harmless (except for people with rare, genetic anomalies), Dr. Laibow claims that those whom the squalene doesn't outright immobilize or kill would be rendered infertile, just as through aspartame and fluoride.

The Potential for Abuse of Power

Although proof of some of these more scandalous activities is elusive, we certainly should be wary of any organization that has such strong connections to the centers of power, operates in the shadows and gives the ordinary person no voice. Certainly, the potential for abuse of power is inherent in the membership, structure, secrecy and modus operandi of the Bilderberg Group. It is a highly select, intensely elite coterie of the masters of politics and industry. Its annual meetings are secret. There are no records kept. There are no tallies made. It is accountable to no one. And there is no way to ensure responsibility for its actions. This is an assemblage during which ideas and inventions with global ramifications are considered, and the average person has no way of ensuring that his voice is heard. Yesterday, it was a fight to force a single currency upon a continent. Tomorrow, who can say what the Bilderberg Group may want—and we have no way of finding out.

Blood Bath Shower Curtain


http://www.amazon.com/Spinning-Hat-Blood-Shower-Curtain/dp/B002KCQPAU/?tag=oddee-20g

terça-feira, 25 de janeiro de 2011

Next Day Air

Hey, why don't you
get a couple of your little girls

and why don't y'all swing through here

and do something strange
for a little piece of change?

Bilan no Mali

Mais uma Bela noticia, o Bilan foi convidado a partcipar no maior festival africano de musica do mundo: Festival Sur Le Niger no Mali, partilhando o palco com nomes como:

Femi KUTI & POSITIVE FORCE, Ismael Lo, King Mensah, Amity Meria, Sayon Camara, Elton Lima (BILAN), Gnawi, Amadou & Mariam, Oumou Sangare, Kasse Mady, Bako Dagnon, Vieux Farka Toure,Toumani Diabate, Abdoulaye Diabaté, Oumar Koita, Master Soumi,Issa Bagayoko, Super Biton de Ségou, Bassekou Kouyate, Sadio Kouyate, Thialy Harby, Amy Wassadie,Miss Maawa, Future Takamba & Horst Timmers ...

Dia 5 de fevereiro, Fati Kouyaté, Orchestre du Festival sur le Niger avec Bilan (Cape vert) et Cheick Tidiane Seck

ai tem uma amostra do ano passado:

segunda-feira, 24 de janeiro de 2011

AFROBEAT

Pois é, é com grande agrado que apesar de engripado, vos dou a grande noticia que o afrobeat esta finalmente de volta a cidade!! desta vez com um tributo ao nosso grande Fela Kuti, dia 27 quinta feira no plan B.
vamos ter um colectivo muito grande de musicos para alem de estarmos nesse belo dia a festejar o aniversario dos nossos grandes amigos Antonio Serginho, Koala para os amigos, e Rui Silva, mais conhecido por Gon!




La vos esperamos nesta grandiosa noite, para jamar comnosco, ou simplesmente beber um copo e dar um passinho de dança!

Grandes beijinhos e abraços kutianos para todos os frequentadores da casa do af